"Well, I tried hugging you while you were all sticky,and we got stuck together. So, I had too get you off SOMEHOW, so, I had t' go in my room and tear you off. With you,my shirt came off,and you were all injured,and took a nap and some chicks took a picture of you,and a dude kicked you. CAN I EAT ONE OF THEM,PLEEEASE?!"